1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,079 I want you to tell me why Eddie Chin and Lakshmi Agarwal are dead. 2 00:00:04,080 --> 00:00:06,239 They killed them. 3 00:00:06,240 --> 00:00:07,639 We've had an anonymous tipoff 4 00:00:07,640 --> 00:00:09,159 regarding the marital status of Ms Blossom. 5 00:00:09,160 --> 00:00:10,400 Let my wife go! 6 00:00:11,800 --> 00:00:13,999 I did warn you about going on the Stewart's panel, Cyn. 7 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:15,519 They shot at my me and my kids, Harry. 8 00:00:15,520 --> 00:00:18,519 I need to find the migration agent at Meritus College. 9 00:00:18,520 --> 00:00:20,879 Denis Bontempelli, Sydney Road, Brunswick. 10 00:00:20,880 --> 00:00:22,359 You could start by telling me 11 00:00:22,360 --> 00:00:24,919 when Javed Nazeem was supposed to be deported. 12 00:00:24,920 --> 00:00:26,519 Day after Lakshmi Agarwal died. 13 00:00:26,520 --> 00:00:28,679 They all were. And how many are we talking? 14 00:00:28,680 --> 00:00:30,039 20, including the dead girl. 15 00:00:30,040 --> 00:00:32,359 "I have been made to feel so welcome here. 16 00:00:32,360 --> 00:00:34,119 "This almost feels like home." 17 00:00:34,120 --> 00:00:36,759 The death certificate is dated before the letter. 18 00:00:36,760 --> 00:00:37,879 How can that be? 19 00:00:37,880 --> 00:00:41,519 I have to bring Lakshmi home to put her ashes in the river. 20 00:00:41,520 --> 00:00:42,999 Happiness is on its way. 21 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:45,440 I saw it written on a wall just outside your office. 22 00:00:47,880 --> 00:00:50,719 I checked with the coroner's office. There was no autopsy. 23 00:00:50,720 --> 00:00:52,080 It's against the family's religion. 24 00:00:54,840 --> 00:00:55,840 Really? 25 00:00:57,160 --> 00:00:59,640 No more warnings. Enjoy the walk. 26 00:01:09,920 --> 00:01:12,199 OK, Lakshmi, 27 00:01:12,200 --> 00:01:14,719 please rate the following on a scale of one to five, 28 00:01:14,720 --> 00:01:18,479 with one being 'strongly disagree' and five 'strongly agree'. 29 00:01:18,480 --> 00:01:21,719 I wake up and get out of bed eager to start a new day. 30 00:01:21,720 --> 00:01:24,640 Mm, four. Maybe two on Mondays. 31 00:01:26,760 --> 00:01:28,079 I refuse to give up, 32 00:01:28,080 --> 00:01:29,719 no matter how tough things get. 33 00:01:29,720 --> 00:01:30,840 Five. 34 00:01:32,200 --> 00:01:35,200 I feel irrationally upset at a close friend's success. 35 00:01:36,440 --> 00:01:37,640 Er... 36 00:01:39,440 --> 00:01:40,640 ...one. 37 00:01:42,520 --> 00:01:44,960 Almost everyone lies on their tax returns. 38 00:01:46,920 --> 00:01:48,319 Five, although in India, 39 00:01:48,320 --> 00:01:50,360 we just have very good accountants. 40 00:01:53,760 --> 00:01:57,639 On a scale of one to ten, are you very happy, 41 00:01:57,640 --> 00:01:59,319 somewhat happy, 42 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:00,599 not happy? 43 00:02:00,600 --> 00:02:02,280 With one being... 11. 44 00:02:21,160 --> 00:02:24,999 ♪ You may run on for a long time 45 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:27,959 ♪ Run on for a long time 46 00:02:27,960 --> 00:02:31,119 ♪ You may run on for a long time 47 00:02:31,120 --> 00:02:37,440 ♪ Tell them God Almighty's gonna cut you down 48 00:02:43,240 --> 00:02:46,039 ♪ Go tell that long-tongued liar 49 00:02:46,040 --> 00:02:49,119 ♪ Go and tell that midnight rider 50 00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:52,759 ♪ Tell the rambler, the gambler, the back-biter 51 00:02:52,760 --> 00:02:55,839 ♪ Tell them God Almighty's gonna cut 'em down 52 00:02:55,840 --> 00:02:59,280 ♪ Tell them God Almighty's gonna cut 'em down. ♪ 53 00:03:16,760 --> 00:03:18,080 Irish. 54 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:21,080 Bernadette, how are you? 55 00:03:22,320 --> 00:03:24,919 No, I haven't quite had the chance to file with the Supreme Court yet. 56 00:03:24,920 --> 00:03:26,439 I was thinking more your, sort of, 57 00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:28,520 garden variety, local council boundary surveyor. 58 00:03:31,120 --> 00:03:34,240 Well, what are you planning on growing in your 6cm of extra land? 59 00:03:35,720 --> 00:03:37,759 No, I realise it's a much bigger issue. 60 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:38,920 Border protection. 61 00:03:41,160 --> 00:03:43,519 Julian Burnside? 62 00:03:43,520 --> 00:03:45,199 You could see if he's available. 63 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:46,720 Possibly a little over-qualified for... 64 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:50,399 Geoffrey Robertson? Well, that's also a thought. 65 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:52,479 Possibly also a little bit over-qualified 66 00:03:52,480 --> 00:03:53,960 for a residential fence dispute. 67 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:59,600 No, no, I... I take this very seriously. 68 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:05,359 You're accusing a government department of abduction. 69 00:04:05,360 --> 00:04:06,959 Well, given the fact that I was abducted 70 00:04:06,960 --> 00:04:08,519 ten minutes after I left their building, 71 00:04:08,520 --> 00:04:10,599 then I'd say there's a connection. 72 00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:11,839 Long bow. 73 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:14,599 Can you at least just run the plates? 74 00:04:14,600 --> 00:04:16,760 The car's in a paddock in Mansfield. 75 00:04:17,960 --> 00:04:20,039 You know, it's a nice place, Mansfield. 76 00:04:20,040 --> 00:04:22,759 I took the missus there once for a caravan holiday. 77 00:04:22,760 --> 00:04:24,559 But, I've got to tell you, 78 00:04:24,560 --> 00:04:27,279 I don't get why people like caravan holidays. 79 00:04:27,280 --> 00:04:28,679 You get everything and everyone 80 00:04:28,680 --> 00:04:30,519 that drives you nuts in your own house 81 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:32,959 and you cram it all in one tiny little space. 82 00:04:32,960 --> 00:04:35,119 I take it you're not going to follow up on this, then? 83 00:04:35,120 --> 00:04:38,319 Oh, no, I'm putting a 30-man unit on it as we speak, Jack. 84 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:42,199 I mean, this kind of case is exactly how we should spend our resources. 85 00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:44,279 You ready for the team alignment meeting? 86 00:04:44,280 --> 00:04:46,599 Yeah, yeah, of course. 87 00:04:46,600 --> 00:04:47,679 Yeah. 88 00:04:47,680 --> 00:04:50,479 Good opportunity to leverage your core competency, Barry. 89 00:04:50,480 --> 00:04:53,039 Yeah, great opportunity, Simon. 90 00:04:53,040 --> 00:04:54,679 Can I at least have a glass of water? 91 00:04:54,680 --> 00:04:58,399 You know there's a filter under the sign that says 'Homicide Squad'. 92 00:04:58,400 --> 00:05:00,199 Give us a call when they murder you, Jack. 93 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:02,360 Maybe then I can help you out. 94 00:05:20,880 --> 00:05:22,520 Ah, lovely. 95 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:28,200 Thank you. 96 00:05:34,240 --> 00:05:36,359 I spoke to the Australian Embassy. Oh, yeah? 97 00:05:36,360 --> 00:05:37,959 The adoption's going to take forever. 98 00:05:37,960 --> 00:05:40,320 It's a minefield of bureaucracy. 99 00:05:41,320 --> 00:05:42,999 Maybe this loose arrangement's OK. 100 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:44,879 I can see Fatma whenever I want. 101 00:05:44,880 --> 00:05:48,839 But, darling, the adoption is all you could talk about for a year. 102 00:05:48,840 --> 00:05:50,519 I know, but it means going back to Melbourne, 103 00:05:50,520 --> 00:05:53,319 weathering millions of forms and countless interviews 104 00:05:53,320 --> 00:05:56,520 and even then there's no guarantee, so... 105 00:06:03,360 --> 00:06:04,679 Who would have believed this? 106 00:06:04,680 --> 00:06:07,519 Someone in Manila has found my old glasses 107 00:06:07,520 --> 00:06:10,839 and incorporated them into this vegetable noodle dish. 108 00:06:10,840 --> 00:06:13,399 And you thought those hideous things were lost. 109 00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:15,199 Yes. Yes, I did. 110 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:18,999 And then I said, "They might have fallen behind the bookcase," 111 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:21,239 and you explained you'd already looked there. 112 00:06:21,240 --> 00:06:22,639 Thoroughly. 113 00:06:22,640 --> 00:06:25,719 And now they found their way into this dish. 114 00:06:25,720 --> 00:06:27,040 Glass noodles. 115 00:06:41,720 --> 00:06:45,080 Your celebrant had... 116 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:50,640 ...uncompleted units in stagecraft and pastoral care. 117 00:06:51,920 --> 00:06:56,360 Well, she had a, uh, a maypole and a ring box. 118 00:06:57,360 --> 00:06:58,399 She was the real deal. 119 00:06:58,400 --> 00:07:00,799 Except she wasn't registered. 120 00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:04,759 But... but Cherry is my wife, in name and in heart. 121 00:07:04,760 --> 00:07:06,399 But not in law. 122 00:07:06,400 --> 00:07:09,039 So what's...? That's it, is it? 123 00:07:09,040 --> 00:07:12,319 You put a man's life to an end and you just say it's the law. 124 00:07:12,320 --> 00:07:14,040 Well, who are you to judge me... 125 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:17,439 ...Ian Knight? 126 00:07:17,440 --> 00:07:19,959 Who are you to cast doubt on my marriage, on my love? 127 00:07:19,960 --> 00:07:22,239 Like I said, not a marriage 128 00:07:22,240 --> 00:07:25,119 if the celebrant has an incomplete Cert IV. 129 00:07:25,120 --> 00:07:28,440 Ian. Ian, do you walk through your door... 130 00:07:29,480 --> 00:07:31,959 ...and feel a warmth rising from your ankles? 131 00:07:31,960 --> 00:07:36,679 Rising up until your entire body is glowing? 132 00:07:36,680 --> 00:07:39,479 Do you have someone to hold you at night, 133 00:07:39,480 --> 00:07:43,279 when the world around you is just spinning out of control? 134 00:07:43,280 --> 00:07:46,559 Who yells at you, Ian, when you mix the whites with the colours? 135 00:07:46,560 --> 00:07:48,119 Because that's what I had. 136 00:07:48,120 --> 00:07:49,919 Everything alright there? 137 00:07:49,920 --> 00:07:52,519 You have to give my wife back her visa. 138 00:07:52,520 --> 00:07:53,679 She's done nothing wrong. 139 00:07:53,680 --> 00:07:57,719 Ms Blossom's place of residence was a pub with multiple bedrooms, 140 00:07:57,720 --> 00:08:00,679 where she was working seven days a week without a work permit. 141 00:08:00,680 --> 00:08:02,639 Yeah... Someone reported her, Mr Collins. 142 00:08:02,640 --> 00:08:04,760 And unfortunately their suspicions are confirmed. 143 00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:07,119 Someone who? 144 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:08,400 I'm afraid that's classified. 145 00:08:41,560 --> 00:08:44,239 Hello? Hi, my name's Jack Irish... 146 00:08:44,240 --> 00:08:45,279 Who? 147 00:08:45,280 --> 00:08:47,959 Who the hell are you and what are you doing with my daughter's phone? 148 00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:50,479 I'm a friend of your father's. I actually spoke at his funeral. 149 00:08:50,480 --> 00:08:52,999 And I think I might have inherited something that belongs to you. 150 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:55,320 Inherited? What the hell are you talking about? 151 00:08:57,320 --> 00:08:58,439 What happened to you? 152 00:08:58,440 --> 00:09:00,719 Well, I got assaulted and thrown in the boot of a car. 153 00:09:00,720 --> 00:09:02,479 And you tell me not to bullshit. 154 00:09:02,480 --> 00:09:06,199 So you thought you'd just Airbnb at my place, did you? 155 00:09:06,200 --> 00:09:09,439 No, you pay for Airbnb. I'm couchsurfing. 156 00:09:09,440 --> 00:09:11,919 Right, so those dishes are just going to surf their way 157 00:09:11,920 --> 00:09:13,319 to the sink, are they? 158 00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:14,839 Eventually when they're ready. 159 00:09:14,840 --> 00:09:16,679 Gulls migrate. Salmon swim upstream. 160 00:09:16,680 --> 00:09:18,080 Runaways return to their parents. 161 00:09:19,320 --> 00:09:20,959 I just spoke to your mum on the phone. 162 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:22,359 Yeah, awesome. 163 00:09:22,360 --> 00:09:25,080 Apparently you were supposed to be spending two weeks with your dad. 164 00:09:27,760 --> 00:09:29,759 Listen, if there's some kind of issue there, 165 00:09:29,760 --> 00:09:31,559 or you want to talk about something... 166 00:09:31,560 --> 00:09:33,840 Jesus! Seriously, please don't. 167 00:09:35,800 --> 00:09:37,040 Whoa! 168 00:09:39,440 --> 00:09:41,560 Mate, have you got a, um, a shovel I could borrow? 169 00:09:42,560 --> 00:09:43,919 For all that manual labour that you do? 170 00:09:43,920 --> 00:09:46,119 No, I realised yesterday that I do not own 171 00:09:46,120 --> 00:09:47,919 one single piece of equipment that real men own. 172 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:49,279 Real men have tools, Jack, 173 00:09:49,280 --> 00:09:51,719 and I all have is a smash and blend juicer, a coffee machine 174 00:09:51,720 --> 00:09:54,919 and a battery-operated nasal hair trimmer. 175 00:09:54,920 --> 00:09:56,439 You do realise it's a federal offence 176 00:09:56,440 --> 00:09:57,839 to open somebody else's mail, don't you? 177 00:09:57,840 --> 00:09:59,600 Yeah, it's a force of habit. It's not like I read them. 178 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:03,199 Hey, mate, I had absolutely no idea that you were seeing a shrink. 179 00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:04,359 Where are you going? 180 00:10:04,360 --> 00:10:05,879 For a swim upstream. 181 00:10:05,880 --> 00:10:07,560 Alright, so back to your dad's? 182 00:10:10,720 --> 00:10:11,879 What's the shovel for? 183 00:10:11,880 --> 00:10:13,959 Men's Retreat. You dig your own grave and lie in it. 184 00:10:13,960 --> 00:10:15,599 And you're paying for this, are you? 185 00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:17,839 They say it's only when you look death in the eye 186 00:10:17,840 --> 00:10:19,399 that you can move forward with your life. 187 00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:20,639 You should come along. 188 00:10:20,640 --> 00:10:22,840 It's not cheap but it's a bargain compared to that. 189 00:10:33,440 --> 00:10:35,919 Oh, you're kidding me. 190 00:10:43,320 --> 00:10:44,999 I had a conference call at six. 191 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:47,960 The timetable isn't an exact science, Phillip. 192 00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:51,879 What are they doing on there? 193 00:10:51,880 --> 00:10:54,079 My time, my rules. 194 00:10:57,720 --> 00:11:00,399 If you boys are not off there in three seconds, 195 00:11:00,400 --> 00:11:01,879 the controllers go in the bin. 196 00:11:01,880 --> 00:11:04,159 One, two... 197 00:11:04,160 --> 00:11:06,079 Rory Finch. 198 00:11:06,080 --> 00:11:08,079 Rory, it's Jack. Oh, hi. 199 00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:10,439 Ah, I need to see you. Of course. 200 00:11:10,440 --> 00:11:12,479 How about that place near your office at seven? 201 00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:15,159 Uh, yeah, I should be able to do that. 202 00:11:15,160 --> 00:11:17,000 Great. I'll see you soon. 203 00:11:18,040 --> 00:11:19,279 Who was that? 204 00:11:19,280 --> 00:11:20,599 I've got to get down to the school. 205 00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:22,479 I forgot it's Spencer's parent-teacher night. 206 00:11:22,480 --> 00:11:24,039 Oh, no! 207 00:11:24,040 --> 00:11:27,839 Dad, Phillip's going to be making you dinner tonight, OK? 208 00:11:27,840 --> 00:11:29,039 No, I won't. 209 00:11:29,040 --> 00:11:31,279 Changeover was at six. You're on, I'm off. 210 00:11:31,280 --> 00:11:32,919 Fine. 211 00:11:32,920 --> 00:11:34,839 Then neither of us will go to parent-teacher. 212 00:11:34,840 --> 00:11:36,719 I hope he hasn't put any onion in this. 213 00:11:36,720 --> 00:11:38,399 No. No, he hasn't. 214 00:11:38,400 --> 00:11:40,239 Fine. I'll go to parent-teacher. 215 00:11:40,240 --> 00:11:42,040 Fine. You go. 216 00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:44,440 What's his teacher's name? 217 00:11:47,160 --> 00:11:48,639 I can't have onion! 218 00:11:48,640 --> 00:11:51,480 I'm making casseruola manzo. It has onion in it. 219 00:11:52,680 --> 00:11:53,759 Can you just pick it out for him? 220 00:11:53,760 --> 00:11:56,359 No, I can't take it out, it's finely chopped. 221 00:11:56,360 --> 00:11:59,359 Oh, for God's sake, Phillip. The man is dying. 222 00:11:59,360 --> 00:12:01,879 Can you just humour him? 223 00:12:01,880 --> 00:12:03,799 Like I haven't been doing that my entire fucking life... 224 00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:05,840 See you soon, kids! Bye! 225 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:13,079 I take it you don't have internet banking 226 00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:15,440 or private health insurance. 227 00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:24,880 So... 228 00:12:25,920 --> 00:12:28,679 I'm assuming we're not here to discuss your mental health. 229 00:12:28,680 --> 00:12:31,239 Look, 19 students who attended Meritus College 230 00:12:31,240 --> 00:12:33,319 with Eddie and Lakshmi were all deported 231 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:34,959 the day after Lakshmi died. 232 00:12:34,960 --> 00:12:36,199 One of them got away, 233 00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:38,679 and then he turns up at some random Doncaster office block 234 00:12:38,680 --> 00:12:39,799 waving a knife around. 235 00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:40,839 Javed Nazeem. 236 00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:42,119 Did you know him? 237 00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:44,359 He was all over the news. 238 00:12:44,360 --> 00:12:46,160 Wasn't a patient of yours, was he? 239 00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:51,279 Is that a no? 240 00:12:51,280 --> 00:12:53,679 You really struggle with this whole confidentiality thing, don't you? 241 00:12:53,680 --> 00:12:55,239 Javed had something he wanted to tell me 242 00:12:55,240 --> 00:12:57,719 and our meeting got cut short, so I need to talk to him. 243 00:12:57,720 --> 00:13:00,119 So how do you plan on doing that? Well, he's an illegal. 244 00:13:00,120 --> 00:13:02,279 They'll be holding him in some detection centre 245 00:13:02,280 --> 00:13:03,479 before he's deported, I imagine. 246 00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:04,879 No-one gets access to those places. 247 00:13:04,880 --> 00:13:07,600 Oh, come on. There's got to be a way, doesn't there? 248 00:13:09,040 --> 00:13:10,639 Why don't you just go to the police, Jack? 249 00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:13,479 Tried that. Well, go to the media. 250 00:13:13,480 --> 00:13:16,679 Tell them a private school and Immigration are doing dodgy deals. 251 00:13:16,680 --> 00:13:17,999 Expose the bastards. 252 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:20,559 'Dodgy deal' doesn't really explain why Eddie Chin got murdered 253 00:13:20,560 --> 00:13:22,480 halfway through his delivery round, though, does it? 254 00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:26,079 How well did you know Eddie Chin? 255 00:13:26,080 --> 00:13:28,159 He was my courier. 256 00:13:28,160 --> 00:13:29,759 So you're close with your garbage collector 257 00:13:29,760 --> 00:13:31,759 and your gas meter reader too, are you? 258 00:13:31,760 --> 00:13:34,360 Yes, they've promised to name their firstborn children after me. 259 00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:43,720 So I wanted to... So you're not doing... 260 00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:51,720 Just so you know... 261 00:13:53,360 --> 00:13:54,600 ...my husband and I, we're... 262 00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:56,599 ...bird-nesting. 263 00:13:56,600 --> 00:13:58,479 Bird-nesting? Mm-hm. 264 00:13:58,480 --> 00:14:02,120 Keeping the family home intact while the parents are not together. 265 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:04,959 We fly in and out, 266 00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:09,200 and we ensure the kids have continuity and stability. 267 00:14:10,280 --> 00:14:11,839 Like an oil rig for relationships. 268 00:14:11,840 --> 00:14:13,640 Something like that. 269 00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:16,760 With the occasional explosion. 270 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:21,160 OK. 271 00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:24,439 I just wanted to be clear about my relationship status, 272 00:14:24,440 --> 00:14:26,319 so you didn't think that I was... 273 00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:28,480 Flirting with me? No. 274 00:14:29,480 --> 00:14:31,079 That would be unethical. 275 00:14:31,080 --> 00:14:33,359 Oh, well, I think we can safely assume that at 300 bucks an hour, 276 00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:35,280 I am no longer your patient. 277 00:14:42,560 --> 00:14:44,959 Dougie here's got something to say. 278 00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:46,120 Haven't you, Dougie? 279 00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:49,879 Sorry about shooting up your place, Cyn. 280 00:14:49,880 --> 00:14:51,599 There, he said it. 281 00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:53,559 It was a moment of passion. 282 00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:55,559 Fire in the belly, blood boiling 283 00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:58,719 and a man driven to the edge by injustice. 284 00:14:58,720 --> 00:15:00,799 There's over 1,000 worth of damage. 285 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:04,159 On the positive side, Dougie used to be a plasterer. 286 00:15:04,160 --> 00:15:05,919 I don't want him near my kids. 287 00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:07,919 The man's a mouse, Cyn. Look at him. 288 00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:11,399 Does that look like a man who would have drugged horses? 289 00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:13,279 If he was, he wouldn't have shot at the ceiling. 290 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:15,239 He would have massacred the lot of you in your beds. 291 00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:17,239 Oh, yeah, no, you're right, Harry. 292 00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:18,919 Such admirable restraint. 293 00:15:18,920 --> 00:15:21,320 Come on, Cyn. Let the man repair your cornice. 294 00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:35,520 Now he's apologised, it's your turn. 295 00:16:00,440 --> 00:16:01,639 Jack. 296 00:16:01,640 --> 00:16:03,120 How are you? 297 00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:06,479 I'm good. How are you? 298 00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:07,919 Yeah, great. 299 00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:09,399 Long time. 300 00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:10,440 Yeah. 301 00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:14,159 And given the word count of this conversation, 302 00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:15,679 maybe next time we should just text. 303 00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:18,799 Listen, I've got a story for you. Have you? 304 00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:20,919 Yeah. I think it's really big. Really? 305 00:16:20,920 --> 00:16:22,079 It's about a private college 306 00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:24,159 that's promising to educate international students. 307 00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:26,799 It's just taking their money. Jack, one, I'm in Manila. 308 00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:28,679 There's been two deaths and a cover up so... 309 00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:30,879 Two, all editors want is clickability, 310 00:16:30,880 --> 00:16:33,639 so you'll lose them on international students, 311 00:16:33,640 --> 00:16:36,199 dead or alive, unless one of them's a Kardashian. 312 00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:38,159 Three, even if you expose corruption, 313 00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:39,639 someone will call it 'fake news'. 314 00:16:39,640 --> 00:16:43,519 Do you know how I and 90% of all other journalists make money now? 315 00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:45,399 It's puff pieces. 316 00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:48,959 Real investigative news died with the internet. 317 00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:51,439 Are you not up-to-date with that invention yet? 318 00:16:51,440 --> 00:16:52,600 So that's a no, is it? 319 00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:55,159 Yes. But that was a yes. 320 00:16:55,160 --> 00:16:57,120 Yes, that was a no, Jack. Linda... 321 00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:02,799 What's he got? Oh, I don't know. I don't care. 322 00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:03,800 Really? 323 00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:07,360 You didn't get the details? 324 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:10,599 Whatever happened to this beautiful woman 325 00:17:10,600 --> 00:17:13,239 who wandered on to my rooftop three years ago, 326 00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:17,879 insisting she was a serious, award-winning journalist? 327 00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:21,679 She met a lazy, ill-dressed man and it kind of ruined her life. 328 00:17:21,680 --> 00:17:23,720 Oh, well, that's a shame. 329 00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:28,920 She would have walked over hot coals for a real story. 330 00:17:30,760 --> 00:17:32,080 If you could get off my case... 331 00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:34,079 ...literally. 332 00:17:34,080 --> 00:17:36,759 I've got a flight to catch and a much more important story to tell 333 00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:39,159 about Devi Gupta's new musical. 334 00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:41,040 Wait. Wait, I've got something. 335 00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:44,999 Here. 336 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,720 I found it in a cereal box. Nearly choked on it. 337 00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:50,440 Thought you might find a use for it. 338 00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:54,720 I spoke to the embassy. 339 00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:58,240 Why didn't you tell me they wanted us to be married? 340 00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:01,439 You'd do that for her? 341 00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:03,520 I'd do it for you. 342 00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:09,399 Well, come on. Don't make me wait. 343 00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:11,800 My knees might not survive. 344 00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:17,920 And I can get money back on the ring if I return it in 24 hours. 345 00:18:21,520 --> 00:18:22,999 And in some other news, 346 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:24,799 the Minister for Homeland Security has announced 347 00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:28,719 that Doncaster terrorist and illegal immigrant, Javed Nazeem, 348 00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:31,440 will be deported to India within the next 48 hours. 349 00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:33,959 Well, this is another example 350 00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:36,319 of why this government has increased vital safeguards. 351 00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:40,399 Thorough screening is of utmost importance to national security. 352 00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:42,199 Without such security measures in place, 353 00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:44,759 we open our doors to the threat of terrorism. 354 00:18:44,760 --> 00:18:48,480 This government is committed to ensuring events of this nature... 355 00:19:11,760 --> 00:19:14,959 Psst! Drew, is that you? 356 00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:17,279 He's in number three. 357 00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:18,520 Oh, OK. Thanks, mate. 358 00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:32,999 Drew! 359 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,959 Fuck! It's Jack. 360 00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:37,199 Jack? Well, you... 361 00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:40,039 You can't go calling out a bloke's name when he's lying in a grave. 362 00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:42,399 I thought you were God. You nearly gave me a heart attack. 363 00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:44,359 At least you're prepared. You're too late, mate. 364 00:19:44,360 --> 00:19:45,999 We spent all afternoon digging these things. 365 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,799 It's not like there's a spare. It's OK. 366 00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:50,599 Listen, how do I get into a detention centre? 367 00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:52,759 You drove all the way out here to ask me that? 368 00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:55,039 You're a lawyer. Yeah, I do conveyancing. 369 00:19:55,040 --> 00:19:57,239 You've had more experience with these kind of cases. 370 00:19:57,240 --> 00:19:59,399 Listen, there's a guy on terrorism charges, 371 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:01,879 so the usual drill is they question him for days, 372 00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:03,719 they get a list of his contacts, he goes to trial 373 00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:04,959 and then they ship him back, right? 374 00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:05,959 Yes. 375 00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:07,719 Well, they're not doing any of that. Shh! 376 00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:09,360 Ohh. I'm trying to die here! 377 00:20:10,360 --> 00:20:11,599 How do I get to talk to him? 378 00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:12,599 Well, you can't. 379 00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:14,799 The detainee has to ask for your services directly, 380 00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:16,999 on an official form, in writing, in triplicate. 381 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,479 And how does he do that from detention? 382 00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:19,799 Oh, precisely. 383 00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:22,720 They make it impossible for the poor bastards to get representation. 384 00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:25,079 Right. 385 00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:26,519 How long are you planning on being dead? 386 00:20:26,520 --> 00:20:27,719 Got another 12 hours. 387 00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:29,239 Then apparently you reach breaking point 388 00:20:29,240 --> 00:20:31,199 and discover what's really of value in your life. 389 00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:33,519 Right. A comfortable bed, I'd imagine. 390 00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:36,199 You don't happen to have a throat lozenge on you 391 00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:37,239 by any chance, do you? 392 00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:39,599 Shh! We're supposed to be dead. 393 00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:41,319 That guy's been a pain in the arse since we got here. 394 00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:43,520 Relax, mate, you're going to ruin the experience! 395 00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:46,879 Alright. 396 00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:48,640 Rest in peace. Yeah. 397 00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:55,479 You sure one's enough, Jack? I can get more. 398 00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:57,200 There's a whole hand where this came from. 399 00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:03,040 Hi, Denis. 400 00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:07,399 I thought we were quid pro quo last time? 401 00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:08,919 Yeah, just a couple more questions. 402 00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:10,519 I'm calling the police. 403 00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:11,640 Sure. 404 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,920 Dialling finger. 405 00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:22,359 I told you everything I know last time. 406 00:21:22,360 --> 00:21:24,479 I reckon you probably know more than you think. 407 00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:25,799 You might surprise yourself, Denis. 408 00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:28,719 It's amazing the amount of knowledge people pick up over a lifetime. 409 00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:30,440 I often know the answers on quiz shows. 410 00:21:31,480 --> 00:21:33,679 Now, when the students arrive in the country, 411 00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:35,759 you hold their passports here, is that right? 412 00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:38,439 The height of Mount Kosciuszko. They asked that once. 413 00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:39,879 I knew it. 414 00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:42,239 2,228 metres. 415 00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:44,240 Bloke didn't know. 416 00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:47,199 But when they leave the country, 417 00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:49,200 they obviously take their passports with them, yeah? 418 00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:54,119 If they don't leave the country and they go on the run perhaps, 419 00:21:54,120 --> 00:21:57,479 like Javed Nazeem, for example, 420 00:21:57,480 --> 00:22:01,000 his passport still remains here with you, I imagine. 421 00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:24,639 How do you feel about writing a little letter for me, 422 00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:26,680 to the Admissions Officer? 423 00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:30,360 Use them or fucking lose them, Denis. 424 00:22:35,360 --> 00:22:36,880 To the Admissions Officer... 425 00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:40,519 I, Javed Nazeem... 426 00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:42,239 "I, Javed Nazeem..." 427 00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:45,759 ...appoint the services of Jack Irish LLB to represent me in a matter... 428 00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:49,119 "..pertaining to my current status of detention. 429 00:22:49,120 --> 00:22:52,000 "I declare that I, as a resident of India, visited Australia..." 430 00:22:55,120 --> 00:22:58,279 UNC3462's already got a court-appointed attorney. 431 00:22:58,280 --> 00:23:00,559 UNC? Unlawful non-citizen. 432 00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:01,559 Next. 433 00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:03,319 Hang on, Javed Nazeem contacted me. 434 00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:06,079 He's not happy with that appointment so he's exercising his right 435 00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:07,399 to a private option. 436 00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:08,719 I mean, why would I have his passport 437 00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:09,880 if I wasn't representing him? 438 00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:13,919 You're going to have to wait a lifetime to get that approved. 439 00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:15,600 I'm not in a hurry, mate. 440 00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:25,160 You sure? 441 00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:28,400 Really? 442 00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:30,640 OK. 443 00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:36,360 Jack Irish. 444 00:23:41,160 --> 00:23:42,319 Sign in. 445 00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:44,400 Place your phone and keys in the tub. 446 00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:55,360 Uh, can I use your pen? 447 00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:10,199 Javed, I'm not sure if you remember me. 448 00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:11,759 I'm... I'm Jack Irish. 449 00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:13,399 We were supposed to meet. 450 00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:15,679 Shakti said you had something to tell me. 451 00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:17,399 Do you remember what that was? 452 00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:24,519 Javed. 453 00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:26,559 Javed, can you speak English, mate? 454 00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:28,679 You might be the last person around who can help me. 455 00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:35,080 I don't know what you're saying, mate. 456 00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:41,680 Hey! It's OK. 457 00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:44,639 What is that? 458 00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:47,840 Javed? 459 00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:55,439 Aah! 460 00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:25,479 Jack. 461 00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:27,039 We need to talk. 462 00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:29,799 I'm required by law to sign a privacy document. 463 00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:33,199 The government needs an independent mental health assessment 464 00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:34,879 of detainees before deportation. 465 00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:36,759 I've been called in on numerous occasions... 466 00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:38,319 I specifically asked you... 467 00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:41,479 I specifically told you that I couldn't tell you. 468 00:25:41,480 --> 00:25:44,399 So you were brought in to assess the students being deported. 469 00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:46,639 Who exactly is on trial here? 470 00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:48,080 I don't know. You tell me. 471 00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:50,359 I protect the privacy 472 00:25:50,360 --> 00:25:52,199 of vulnerable people because I care about them, Jack. 473 00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:53,200 That's my job. 474 00:25:54,440 --> 00:25:56,119 Now, forgive me for putting them ahead of you 475 00:25:56,120 --> 00:25:58,119 and your completely unofficial investigation. 476 00:25:58,120 --> 00:25:59,639 Well, then you should be concerned to know 477 00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:03,239 that Javed Nazeem is seemingly in some permanent psychosis. 478 00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:04,880 They let you see him? Yeah. 479 00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:08,079 How did you get into a detention centre? 480 00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:10,640 What did you prescribe him? Nothing. 481 00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:13,760 He was like that when I found him. 482 00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:16,279 I asked to see his medical chart. 483 00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:19,719 He'd been prescribed an extremely high dose of Clozapine on admission. 484 00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:21,599 It's... it's an anti-psychotic. 485 00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:22,839 And who gave him that? 486 00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:25,239 I don't know. The chart wasn't signed. 487 00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:27,480 The chart wasn't signed? Don't you think that's weird? 488 00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:33,199 Whoever it was clearly didn't want Javed telling anybody what he knows. 489 00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:34,240 Jack... 490 00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:37,559 ...I know it's hard, when you see injustice, 491 00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:39,559 to walk away, especially given your past... 492 00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:41,119 Oh, don't psychoanalyse me, please. 493 00:26:41,120 --> 00:26:42,239 I don't want another bill. 494 00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:43,480 All I'm saying... 495 00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:46,159 ...is the challenge for you moving forward 496 00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:48,159 is to know when to let things go. 497 00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:52,000 Well, that's the best advice you've given me, so thank you. 498 00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:06,439 I'm going to back Dandelion Dreamer. 499 00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:08,319 8/1. She's got good form coming in. 500 00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:11,599 Jack, if I ever want racing tips from you, check me into a home. 501 00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:15,039 Put your money on Crimson Tide for a place. 502 00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:17,880 It's long bloody odds. Jack, trust the experts. 503 00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:21,640 Yeah, alright. 504 00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:25,679 Dandelion Dreamer's hanging on from Serendipity 505 00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:28,839 and Dandelion Dreamer's just going to win from Serendipity. 506 00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:30,199 Midnight Boss has got third 507 00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:31,839 with Crimson Tide wide out finishing fourth. 508 00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:33,840 Looks like you owe me 300 bucks, Harry. 509 00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:38,440 I really could have used that money. 510 00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:43,119 We have a call for jockey B. Cavelli, 511 00:27:43,120 --> 00:27:44,439 the rider of Dandelion Dreamer, 512 00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:46,119 to attend the steward's room as soon as possible. 513 00:27:46,120 --> 00:27:48,079 Cavelli weighed in light. 514 00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:50,199 Dandelion's disqualified, 515 00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:53,520 which bumps Crimson Tide up to third. 516 00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:59,319 Give the man 1,500. 517 00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:00,760 Well played, Jack. 518 00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:04,999 Spend it wisely. 519 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:06,639 Two trainers banned... 520 00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:07,999 One, plus Dougie. 521 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:09,639 Now B. Cavelli out for 20 meets. 522 00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:11,439 It's got to be building up to something big. 523 00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:14,759 This stinks, even for racing. 524 00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:16,680 Yeah, but he's a, you know, thorough operator. 525 00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:19,759 I mean, doping and fiddling with weights. 526 00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:21,599 What's going to be his next scam? 527 00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:24,479 Did you see anyone else put money on Crimson Tide? 528 00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:27,120 There was a woman and her daughter put on a couple of thousand. 529 00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:37,439 Someone must have paid you well to weigh in light, Bruce. 530 00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:39,079 It's got nothing to do with me, Cam. 531 00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:40,840 Someone must have fiddled with me saddlecloth. 532 00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:44,079 Got somewhere to be, do you? 533 00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:45,920 Just going home to the missus. 534 00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:49,319 Ibiza? Spain. 535 00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:50,879 Nice this time of year. 536 00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:53,279 Yeah, my weather app reckons 28 every day. 537 00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:55,239 So you choose the middle of the racing season 538 00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:57,079 to piss off overseas and have a holiday? 539 00:28:57,080 --> 00:28:58,639 Someone must have paid you well. 540 00:28:58,640 --> 00:28:59,960 I'm telling you the truth. 541 00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:02,679 She didn't pay me anything. 542 00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:05,080 Harry. Three o'clock. 543 00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:12,040 I'd recognise those pins anywhere. 544 00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:26,520 It's not a good idea to start bullshitting me, you little ferret. 545 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:37,479 Mr Agarwal, please accept my sincerest apologies. 546 00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:38,799 The coroner told us 547 00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:41,999 the delay was due to a bureaucratic bungle with customs. 548 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:43,200 And they... 549 00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:47,280 She has been sitting on a shelf without an address. 550 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:49,999 I see. 551 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:52,640 Lakshmi was a beautiful girl, Mr Agarwal. 552 00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:56,560 She can now find the peace she deserves. 553 00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:23,519 Who gave you that? 554 00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:25,159 The college. 555 00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:27,119 Why the hell would they have them? 556 00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:28,279 Mrs Khurana. 557 00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:30,599 She told me there were issues with customs. 558 00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:34,920 I know I'm just a poor man, but I'm not a fool. 559 00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:38,559 Lakshmi's letter, a lie. 560 00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:41,960 College, accommodation, all, everything, lies. 561 00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:45,519 How can I believe anything they tell me now? 562 00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:46,760 Jack... 563 00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:51,120 ...you're the only one who I can trust. 564 00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:53,759 Please, take this. 565 00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:57,839 And you find out the truth for me, hm? 566 00:30:57,840 --> 00:30:59,319 How long are you here for, Ajeet? 567 00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:01,719 My flight is tomorrow. Three. 568 00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:03,280 Oh, right. Um... 569 00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:06,519 Listen, why don't I pick you up at 12, eh? 570 00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:08,319 But I will not leave without Lakshmi. 571 00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:09,880 Irish. 572 00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:24,519 What now? 573 00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:27,959 Well, apparently she spent the night in a clothing bin. 574 00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:29,639 You said you were going to your dad's. 575 00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:31,200 You said you were locked in a car boot. 576 00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:37,160 Thanks. 577 00:31:45,160 --> 00:31:46,160 Who's that? 578 00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:50,919 It may or may not be an Indian girl who's walked in front of a bus. 579 00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:53,320 I don't know why I bother asking. 580 00:31:57,800 --> 00:31:59,360 This your dad's place? 581 00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:02,840 Gus. 582 00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:19,239 You don't have to come in. 583 00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:20,720 Oh, actually I think I might. 584 00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:35,680 Nice house. 585 00:32:44,760 --> 00:32:46,519 You really think it's OK 586 00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:48,480 to keep breaking into people's homes that aren't yours? 587 00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:51,399 I didn't. So who are they then? 588 00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:53,000 That's not your family, is it? 589 00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:57,800 Gus, give me your dad's number. I'm going to call him. 590 00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:02,000 Gus. 591 00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:08,760 Gus! 592 00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:19,880 Is this your dad? 593 00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:24,200 Where is he? Bali. 594 00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:27,160 With his wife and their kids. 595 00:33:32,320 --> 00:33:34,039 Why didn't you go with them? 596 00:33:34,040 --> 00:33:35,640 Didn't want to go. 597 00:33:38,520 --> 00:33:41,000 Why don't you stay here all the time? Big house to yourself. 598 00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:43,480 Every teenager's dream, isn't it? 599 00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:46,280 Like you said... 600 00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:48,960 ...it's not my home. 601 00:33:57,520 --> 00:33:59,320 Kensington Street Medical Centre. 602 00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:01,960 One moment, please. 603 00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:09,719 Well, I pride myself 604 00:34:09,720 --> 00:34:12,399 on restoring my patients back to full health, Jack, 605 00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:14,119 but this might be beyond me. 606 00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:17,279 I need someone to find out if they're human for me. 607 00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:19,919 I take it this is not a property dispute case. 608 00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:20,919 No. 609 00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:22,639 Listen, my neck's still giving me a bit of grief. 610 00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:23,640 I'm sure it is. 611 00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:26,799 Well, give me something, will you? 612 00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:29,039 There are a thousand doctors who would. 613 00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:31,439 You have to ask yourself why you keep coming back to me. 614 00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:33,639 Yeah, I do ask myself that. Hourly. 615 00:34:33,640 --> 00:34:35,439 I spoke to your psychiatrist, Jack. 616 00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:37,679 A lovely woman and a highly-regarded doctor 617 00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:40,919 who is very interested in your wellbeing. 618 00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:42,999 We both decided that prescription medicine 619 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:45,440 was not the solution to your woes. 620 00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:48,800 Let's just hope she can sort you out before you turn into these. 621 00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:54,600 Yeah? Yes, OK. 622 00:35:15,240 --> 00:35:17,959 What about some of this? Whatever this is. 623 00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:19,479 Just because I take their merchandise 624 00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:21,120 doesn't mean I prescribe their drugs. 625 00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:24,079 Take it. 626 00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:25,599 Might prevent skin cancer. 627 00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:27,560 Great. 628 00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:36,720 What are you doing? 629 00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:56,359 Hello, Daddy. 630 00:35:56,360 --> 00:35:59,159 Hello, is Cherry Blossom there? 631 00:35:59,160 --> 00:36:04,040 No, but I could be Cherry Blossom if you want me to be. 632 00:36:05,240 --> 00:36:07,959 Oh. Oh, don't be shy. 633 00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:10,840 What's your name, big boy? 634 00:36:13,720 --> 00:36:15,760 Hey, you got to feel for the poor bugger. 635 00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:19,199 He'll get over it. 636 00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:22,959 Yeah, but it's not easy having your wife scuttle off like that. 637 00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:25,279 Yeah. But at the same time... 638 00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:27,079 Yeah? ...pies are back. 639 00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:28,160 Yeah. 640 00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:31,440 Uh, everyone, this is Gus. 641 00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:34,639 Gus is Charlie's grand-daughter. Ah! 642 00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:37,799 Gus, meet Eric, Wilbur and Stan. 643 00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:38,959 Hi, Gus. 644 00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:40,279 At least if you set fire to this place, 645 00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:41,519 Stan will get the insurance for it. 646 00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:42,519 What? 647 00:36:42,520 --> 00:36:44,520 Can I have my usual and a lemonade? Thanks. 648 00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:46,640 Uh, yeah. 649 00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:51,639 So, you want to tell me why you tried to burn down 650 00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:53,079 a perfectly good doctor's surgery? 651 00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:54,759 "Gus is depressed. 652 00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:56,800 "Gus has an eating disorder. Gus isn't coping." 653 00:36:57,800 --> 00:36:59,519 They never think they're the ones with the problem 654 00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:00,999 and I'm the one who has to deal with it. 655 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:02,639 Well, maybe you should tell them that. 656 00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:04,199 Have you talked to Mum? 657 00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:05,399 What about your dad? 658 00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:06,799 Nah, he's a dick. 659 00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:08,519 Well, maybe I could talk to him. 660 00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:11,760 He's not interested, OK? He's got a new family. 661 00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:16,159 Mum thinks he looks after me but I never stay with him. 662 00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:19,799 Whenever I came over for the school holidays, I always stayed with Opa. 663 00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:21,559 At least he didn't talk. 664 00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:25,639 Unless you count personal criticism, and half of it being in German. 665 00:37:25,640 --> 00:37:28,039 Yeah. He only did that to people he liked. 666 00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:30,039 Well, I'm sure he did it to you, then, too. 667 00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:32,279 He was pretty harsh about my dovetail joints. 668 00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:33,919 He was harsh about every one of my joints. 669 00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:36,640 "You call zis a finger joint? Is it wearing mittens?" 670 00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:42,879 Oh, hello, Daddy. No! No! 671 00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:45,680 Go away. It's good to see you again. 672 00:37:49,520 --> 00:37:50,920 Wrong number. 673 00:37:55,280 --> 00:37:58,199 How about you try an underscore between 'Cherry' and 'Blossom'? 674 00:37:58,200 --> 00:37:59,960 Underscore, you reckon, eh? 675 00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:01,960 OK. 676 00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:04,439 Oh, there? Mm-hm. 677 00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:07,560 OK. 678 00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:11,000 Oh, thank you, Gus. 679 00:38:14,720 --> 00:38:15,919 Oh, uh. 680 00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:18,120 Yes, mate, is there a Cherry Blossom there? 681 00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:24,679 What's he saying? 682 00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:27,280 Sounds like he's going on about what a great son-in-law you are. 683 00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:35,280 There is a canker in our midst. 684 00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:38,039 An infection in the vein. 685 00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:39,879 An ulcer in the muscle. 686 00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:42,559 Someone rang the authorities about Cherry. 687 00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:45,639 And if there is one thing I will not tolerate at the Prince, 688 00:38:45,640 --> 00:38:47,239 it's treason! 689 00:38:47,240 --> 00:38:49,680 Mark my words, I will find out who it was. 690 00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:53,360 Because once you've had what I've had, you fight for it. 691 00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:56,479 Cherry and me have got the kind of love, 692 00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:58,119 well, they write songs about it. 693 00:38:58,120 --> 00:39:01,559 You're not gonna sing one for us, though, are you, Stan? 694 00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:03,279 No! 695 00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:06,799 Oh, yes. No, yeah, yeah. That's right, laugh at my expense. 696 00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:08,719 Do you even know what love is, Jack? 697 00:39:08,720 --> 00:39:11,759 The answer is no, and I'll tell you why. 698 00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:14,479 Because you have the emotional life of an amoeba. 699 00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:15,519 Ohh! 700 00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:17,079 Well, I'm on your side with this one, Stan. 701 00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:18,079 No bloody idea. 702 00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:20,360 Although that's not really fair to the amoeba. 703 00:39:21,720 --> 00:39:24,480 Come on, Gus, let's go. I'm fine here. 704 00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:28,959 Yeah, yeah, look, the lass can stay with us, Jack. 705 00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:30,479 Yeah. 706 00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:32,039 Well, it's been a long time 707 00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:35,440 since I've had the pleasure of the company of a young lady. 708 00:40:05,520 --> 00:40:07,599 Hey, boss. 709 00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:09,639 How'd you go with the limo company? 710 00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:10,919 Got a hold of the client's address. 711 00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:12,560 I'm just outside her window at the moment. 712 00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:15,400 Hey! Oi! Oof! 713 00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:17,880 I got to go. 714 00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:43,040 Harry, red jacket. 715 00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:46,479 Our mystery woman loves golf 716 00:40:46,480 --> 00:40:49,560 and is extremely close to her daughter. 717 00:40:53,720 --> 00:40:55,440 Ricky bloody Kirsch! Yep. 718 00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:18,279 Irish. 719 00:41:18,280 --> 00:41:20,040 Just confirming the tree is dead. 720 00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:22,119 What? 721 00:41:22,120 --> 00:41:24,679 Your property dispute case. I got the results back. 722 00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:26,199 Oh, right. And? 723 00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:27,840 Nothing human in those ashes. 724 00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:30,599 Right. Thought so. 725 00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:31,839 Oh, and Jack, 726 00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:34,039 the forensic testing cost 300. 727 00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:35,600 Yeah, course it did. 728 00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:37,960 What's the pick-up address? 729 00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:40,840 Hang on, hang on, hang on. 730 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:47,000 Yep. 731 00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:49,719 I'm sorry about the fire in the bin, too. 732 00:41:49,720 --> 00:41:50,840 See you. 733 00:42:38,280 --> 00:42:40,599 So not a fun day today? 734 00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:42,319 It's Wednesday. 735 00:42:42,320 --> 00:42:44,759 Wouldn't it be more efficient if everybody hated their work? 736 00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:47,359 Because then they'd rush through it to get home quicker. 737 00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:50,759 Hey, have you ever read the Harvard Study on Happiness? 738 00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:52,559 Negative energy is contagious, 739 00:42:52,560 --> 00:42:54,279 so if you haven't got anything positive to say, 740 00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:55,399 maybe you could leave. 741 00:42:55,400 --> 00:42:56,959 Even if you do, could you still leave? 742 00:42:56,960 --> 00:42:59,079 Listen, I found this list inside a pen. 743 00:42:59,080 --> 00:43:01,119 It's got all the deported student names on it... 744 00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:02,639 Hey, Meredith? 745 00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:05,199 Hey, I don't really think you put in much effort last week. 746 00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:06,439 I mean, it's not a criticism. 747 00:43:06,440 --> 00:43:08,360 It is just an observation. 748 00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:11,479 What do you reckon all the A's and P's are? 749 00:43:11,480 --> 00:43:13,479 I don't know, Jack. Academic grades, probably. 750 00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:16,199 Now, no matter what your opinion of the theme, Miles, 751 00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:19,199 the key word here is participation. 752 00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:20,519 What is Outlander, anyway? 753 00:43:20,520 --> 00:43:22,719 It is a ground-breaking feminist time travel series 754 00:43:22,720 --> 00:43:24,360 that subverts the male gaze. 755 00:43:26,920 --> 00:43:28,999 Look, I know you and your boyfriend are having issues, Jason, 756 00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:31,679 but maybe instead of bringing those into work, 757 00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:34,080 you could bring in a kilt and a smile. 758 00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:38,480 Anyway, about the list. Will you take a look? 759 00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:45,440 I'll give you a call. 760 00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:53,799 When you can't go to Ibiza, 761 00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:56,320 let Ibiza come to you, I say. 762 00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:03,040 Dig in, Bruce. 763 00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:13,959 You decided to share our little secret, did you, Brucey? 764 00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:16,479 I didn't say nothing. No? 765 00:44:16,480 --> 00:44:20,039 Then why was the man you were talking to at the races 766 00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:21,399 in my front garden? 767 00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:22,920 Dunno. 768 00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:42,400 That's what you get when you cross Ricky Kirsch! 769 00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:45,960 Jennifer. 770 00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:52,440 Mr Agarwal? 771 00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:55,400 Now you think you can just fob me off? 772 00:44:57,960 --> 00:44:59,040 Please... 773 00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:01,919 ...don't lie to me. 774 00:45:01,920 --> 00:45:04,239 OK, I am not lying to you, Mr... 775 00:45:04,240 --> 00:45:05,959 What are you doing? 776 00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:08,520 What...? 777 00:45:24,520 --> 00:45:25,599 Yep? 778 00:45:25,600 --> 00:45:27,439 Jack? Yeah. 779 00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:29,319 The names on the list. 780 00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:31,719 I can send you their student files 781 00:45:31,720 --> 00:45:34,479 and the courses they studied but I can't trace them to India. 782 00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:35,759 You'll need someone on the ground. 783 00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:40,199 There are 500 Neerja Mangeshkars in Uttar Pradesh alone. 784 00:45:40,200 --> 00:45:43,280 Well, thanks for trying. Wait, Jack. 785 00:45:44,360 --> 00:45:45,760 There's something else. 786 00:46:36,880 --> 00:46:38,160 Hi. 787 00:46:40,240 --> 00:46:43,559 This is a bit of a long shot. I'm trying to track someone down. 788 00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:44,840 Name? 789 00:46:46,040 --> 00:46:47,959 If I had his name, I wouldn't need to track him down. 790 00:46:47,960 --> 00:46:49,199 He's written this list. 791 00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:51,079 Uh, what did he look like? 792 00:46:51,080 --> 00:46:54,439 Uh, male, Caucasian, 793 00:46:54,440 --> 00:46:57,279 middle-aged, sort of brown hair. 794 00:46:57,280 --> 00:46:59,120 Hardly any of them around here. 795 00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:01,399 Yeah. 796 00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:03,839 I don't suppose he was wearing a white lab coat? 797 00:47:03,840 --> 00:47:05,240 'Cause that'd really narrow it down. 798 00:47:07,680 --> 00:47:08,800 Thanks. 799 00:48:31,560 --> 00:48:33,719 You ready? Don't want to miss your flight. 800 00:48:33,720 --> 00:48:35,119 I told you, Jack. 801 00:48:35,120 --> 00:48:37,279 I will not leave without Lakshmi. 802 00:48:37,280 --> 00:48:39,159 Come on, Ajeet. Pack your bags. 803 00:48:39,160 --> 00:48:40,600 There's nothing more you can do, mate. 804 00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:48,920 Run! Run! 805 00:48:53,760 --> 00:48:55,200 What the fuck? 806 00:49:08,440 --> 00:49:09,600 Sorry. 807 00:49:29,680 --> 00:49:30,880 Let's go to the airport, eh? 808 00:49:39,400 --> 00:49:43,919 I promised my wife, and now I go home with nothing. 809 00:49:43,920 --> 00:49:46,679 If I cannot bring her home to the family, 810 00:49:46,680 --> 00:49:49,200 that's it, she will be lost forever. 811 00:49:51,160 --> 00:49:54,479 Passengers flying Air India Flight 205 to Mumbai, 812 00:49:54,480 --> 00:49:56,960 proceed to gate number one for boarding. 813 00:50:00,760 --> 00:50:03,480 I promise you. We'll get to the bottom of this. 814 00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:34,880 As they say, Ms Hillier, what happens on set stays on set. 815 00:50:35,880 --> 00:50:40,200 So you won't confirm your on-set romance with co-star Sunni Kamal? 816 00:50:44,520 --> 00:50:48,279 How do you keep in shape for such strenuous dance routines? 817 00:50:48,280 --> 00:50:50,639 Thank you so much for asking. 818 00:50:50,640 --> 00:50:53,479 I practice hatha yoga every morning for two hours. 819 00:50:53,480 --> 00:50:54,479 Oh! 820 00:50:54,480 --> 00:50:58,999 But can I tell you the real secret behind my glowing appearance? 821 00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:01,079 I'm sure you're going to. 822 00:51:01,080 --> 00:51:03,639 It is my new range of skin care products - 823 00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:05,759 Aloe Sundar. 824 00:51:05,760 --> 00:51:09,159 This moisturiser keeps my skin nourished, 825 00:51:09,160 --> 00:51:11,839 even under the harshest of studio lights. 826 00:51:11,840 --> 00:51:13,959 You can get it directly from my website... 827 00:51:13,960 --> 00:51:17,360 Could you excuse me for one moment? Sorry. 828 00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:22,640 Thanks. Bye. 829 00:51:49,920 --> 00:51:50,919 Yeah? 830 00:51:50,920 --> 00:51:53,079 Yeah, I'll do it. Give me the details. 831 00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:54,239 Oh, great. 832 00:51:54,240 --> 00:51:56,479 Well, there's 18 people I need to locate in India. 833 00:51:56,480 --> 00:51:57,679 India? 834 00:51:57,680 --> 00:52:00,519 Yeah, I need to know if they're alive and if they're not, how they've died. 835 00:52:00,520 --> 00:52:03,279 You want me to travel 5,000km 836 00:52:03,280 --> 00:52:06,919 to locate 18 people in a country of 1.3 billion? 837 00:52:06,920 --> 00:52:09,439 Uh, yeah. OK, fine. 838 00:52:09,440 --> 00:52:11,600 You'll cover my travel and expenses, right? 839 00:52:12,600 --> 00:52:15,679 Um, yeah, fair enough. When can you leave? 840 00:52:15,680 --> 00:52:18,719 You're lucky. I'm already here on a stupid junket anyway. 841 00:52:18,720 --> 00:52:21,319 Take a screenshot of the names and MMS me all the details, yeah? 842 00:52:21,320 --> 00:52:22,359 Oh... 843 00:52:22,360 --> 00:52:23,839 Just ask Simone. 844 00:52:23,840 --> 00:52:25,360 Yeah. Thanks. 845 00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:33,960 I'm not going to ask. 846 00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:44,760 I'll just get this then, will I? 847 00:52:47,800 --> 00:52:49,959 Hm. Couch surfing? 848 00:52:49,960 --> 00:52:51,680 Mm. 849 00:53:04,040 --> 00:53:06,159 Hi. Hi. 850 00:53:06,160 --> 00:53:07,360 Can we...? 851 00:53:13,840 --> 00:53:17,519 I just wanted to say I'm sorry about the unsolicited psychoanalysis. 852 00:53:17,520 --> 00:53:19,879 It's a defence mechanism. 853 00:53:19,880 --> 00:53:21,199 You were right. 854 00:53:21,200 --> 00:53:24,280 I was flirting with you and I really shouldn't have been. 855 00:53:26,040 --> 00:53:28,799 I have kids. I have a full-time job. 856 00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:30,359 Anything happening between you and me 857 00:53:30,360 --> 00:53:32,240 is completely out of the question. 858 00:53:34,320 --> 00:53:37,119 I mean, I dissect these things for a living. 859 00:53:37,120 --> 00:53:39,280 An affair is basically just about the first kiss. 860 00:53:40,280 --> 00:53:42,080 That forbidden illicit moment. 861 00:53:43,240 --> 00:53:45,239 After that it's all downhill. 862 00:53:45,240 --> 00:53:47,039 I don't want to waste my time thinking about you 863 00:53:47,040 --> 00:53:49,239 when I'm with my patients or doing my kids' homework. 864 00:53:49,240 --> 00:53:50,919 What's the point, 865 00:53:50,920 --> 00:53:53,479 when in a few months it's just going to be over 866 00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:55,080 in some sordid hotel with...? 867 00:54:00,600 --> 00:54:01,799 Yeah. 868 00:54:01,800 --> 00:54:03,680 Yeah, that's all we needed to do, really. 869 00:54:07,160 --> 00:54:09,160 Maybe just one more to be sure? 870 00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:36,200 Captions by Red Bee Media